Apparently, the neighbors like to stay up all night – pro’ly tweaking on who knows what and writing a Top Ten list of “Things not to do while in Chicago” with sidewalk chalk….juuuuust in case you were wonderin’.
And, they are:
1. Do not wear foil hats. It Makes the Aliens mad.
2. Do not allow zombie spiders to enter your ear.
3. Do not feed Emilio Esteves.
4. Do not put strange meat in your mouth.
5. Do not take candy from parasitic sand fleas.
6. You can, however take candy from Kevin Spacey.
7. Do not take pills from unicorns.
8. Do not talk to cats on unicycles.
9. Do not follow the yellow brick road.
10. Do not poke leprechauns unless drunk on whiskey & Stoned on Pills.
Thanks. Good to know!
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Jillian
July 1, 2010 at 7:15 am
I guess I need to copy this down and make sure it is attached to my itinerary for our August trip to Chicago, since someone was so obviously looking out for me and my family…I always knew I had angels camped around me. I just didn’t know they were angels who enjoy meth.
So glad you captured this before it was washed away, Tri. Can you imagine if I never saw this warning and ended up sharing a pretzel with Emilio??
Tri
July 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I know, right!?!?
I mean, now I’m watching out for you, sister! Print this out, and distribute to your family. I don’t think it would be a bad idea to feed Emilio Esteves! 